I remember writing a parody of “Cover of the Rolling Stone” during the CB craze of the mid 70’sCover of the CB NewsBy The Colonel (With apologies to Shel Silverstein and The Medicine Show"Well we’re big CBers, we got Golden Eagles And we break every where we be.We break to the beavers and we break to the skip at 10,000 watts a key.And when we break its no mistake ‘cause we always express our views.And Our views’ll make us richer when we get our picture on the cover of the CB news..Chorus:CB News … Gonna see my picture on the coverNews… Gonna buy 10 copies for my brother.News… Gonna see my ratchet JawOn the cover of the CB News
Theres the crazy ole lady, handle of Sexy Sadie who breaks over every one.Then theres a guy with a Tweety bird who thinks he’s having fun.But he’ll get the blues when he blows a fuse from running his home made shoes.But the Blow that’ll get cha is when you get your picture on the cover of the CB News..CHORUS.Fer the life of me, I can’t remember the third verse..But enjoy.
I remember writing a parody of “Cover of the Rolling Stone” during the CB craze of the mid 70’sCover of the CB NewsBy The Colonel (With apologies to Shel Silverstein and The Medicine Show"Well we’re big CBers, we got Golden Eagles And we break every where we be.We break to the beavers and we break to the skip at 10,000 watts a key.And when we break its no mistake ‘cause we always express our views.And Our views’ll make us richer when we get our picture on the cover of the CB news..Chorus:CB News … Gonna see my picture on the coverNews… Gonna buy 10 copies for my brother.News… Gonna see my ratchet JawOn the cover of the CB News
Theres the crazy ole lady, handle of Sexy Sadie who breaks over every one.Then theres a guy with a Tweety bird who thinks he’s having fun.But he’ll get the blues when he blows a fuse from running his home made shoes.But the Blow that’ll get cha is when you get your picture on the cover of the CB News..CHORUS.Fer the life of me, I can’t remember the third verse..But enjoy.