Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 30, 2015

Old age: When you can remember you used to have sex nearly every day, but you can’t remember why.

old age = what you are rewarded with when you have somehow managed to live for a few decades.

Pluggers, meet Shoe

Shoe, meet Pluggers…

i have both – what do i do?

(another deciding point is when hair stops growing on your head but does real well in your ears)

…sorry

Hilarious!

And then there is Fish on the program Barney Miller

Barney Miller: [sees Fish limping] What’s the matter with your foot?

Fish: Gout.

Barney Miller: Rich cooking, huh?

Fish: No. Poor cooking, but rich food.