‘Tis dreaded chick flick time againAnd we must bear it with a grinFor Brooklyn girlfriends haven’t “loint”To favor movies with a POINTExplosions, stabbings far and wideAnd innards taking peeks outside(Just now, there’s couples nearly partingAt comedies that lack all farting)These chick flick films, five hankie weepersTurn all us boyfriends into sleepers(Or, sometimes turn us into peepersFor very often, goodness knowsWe check out chicks in OTHER rowsThough onscreen “action” will fatigue usLive-action girls will e’er intrigue us)
Then after endless boring hoursWe get rewarded: we get OURS!
“Tis Dreaded Chick Flick Time Again”
‘Tis dreaded chick flick time againAnd we must bear it with a grinFor Brooklyn girlfriends haven’t “loint”To favor movies with a POINTExplosions, stabbings far and wideAnd innards taking peeks outside(Just now, there’s couples nearly partingAt comedies that lack all farting)These chick flick films, five hankie weepersTurn all us boyfriends into sleepers(Or, sometimes turn us into peepersFor very often, goodness knowsWe check out chicks in OTHER rowsThough onscreen “action” will fatigue usLive-action girls will e’er intrigue us)
Then after endless boring hoursWe get rewarded: we get OURS!