Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 23, 2016

What feminine side would that be?

If I had a feminine side I might not need a girlfriend.

I tried that once. By the time I found my keys it wore off.

I touched my feminine side once and ended up slapping myself…

I got in touch with my feminine side and ended up with a yeast infection.

I got in touch with my feminine side ,then I sued myself for harassment ! ;-)

Thankfully I left my feminine side at home when my wife sent me to the store to buy napkins…

…for some dinner guests we were expecting!

I’m afraid to get in touch with my Feminine Side, it would Never Shut Up!