Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 10, 2016

It could have been worse — Buzzwanker could have requested Barry Manilow.

Yeah, that’d make volunteer to go first, also. That or Barry Manilow songs.

The ultimate punishment – don’t kill, just make the condemned live through the last 18 months, over and over.

Can’t do that-it would be cruel and unusual punishment, banned by what’s left of our constitution

I heard it was a businessman and a redneck to be executed at sunset. The redneck wanted “Achy Break Heart” played all day. The businessman wanted to be executed at dawn.

“Can I read a good book first?”

“What good book do you want to read?”

“You know, the Good Book…”

At least he didn’t reuest bagpipes “music!”

Neither were executed, the executioner blew his brains out first.

Old, old, old joke. When I heard it, it was the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber that caused the second guy to beg for execution first.

What, no snowman? Think about it.