Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 22, 2018

“Fine, we’ll send them tapes of your last two speeches.”

Actually, that might work. We’ve tried just about everything else, why not sleep. We always say, “sleep on it” so maybe that would work.

I do like the emblem on the front of Belfry’s lectern.

meh. Why not

As first suggested at the Jared Kushner school of nepotism and diplomacy.

The previous administration suggested that they should get jobs.