Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 16, 2018

Yes, the remains will be seen…But man that’s gonna be heavy and fragile

In that they will be.

Joe Pheasant will be the first buyer… yep, Pheasant under glass

When the body decays, it will be stained glass.

Lenin is one too many

One was found to not be all it’s cracked up to be. The mourners were shattered. “I Fall To Pieces” isn’t supposed to be a dirge.

Booooo! The pun crop is bad this season.

Haw haw! Funniest thing I’ve read today!

Well, there will be no doubt the person is dead. It will be clear to all.

Ant farm.

It worked for Sleeping Beauty. Or was Snow White in the glass coffin whilst waiting for the kiss?

This looks vewy vewy bad.

Ooooo … I see what you did. Bad, bad pun :-P

groan

Oh, groan

Buying a glass coffin is expensive, but most can see what they are getting into.

“People who lie in glass coffins stare at headstones,” quoth the raven, “… forevermore.”

Grooaann! ;o[

Does that thing have a Hemi in it?

Lenin had one.

D’oh!

Yuk Yuk!

These guys are almost as bad as Pastis with the puns.

Old joke, stolen from others.

For those still expecting a glass ceiling.

People who lie in glass caskets, shouldn’t throw bones

Very punny.

Now that’s clever.

“Remains to be seen”…Brookins and MacNelly have been talking to Pastis.

Now morticians are going to have to put pants on the departed.

Didn’t Snow White have one?

I think I can see though this joke.