Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 13, 2019

Mine always wants to pull me into a gas station…

Mine always wants to turn into a bank to take out a loan for repairs. It also shy’s away from junk yards

That problem is caused by the loose nut behind the steering wheel.

Undercover cop car from the 50’s?

That’s not a problem with the alignment. Cosmo has driven to the donut shop so many times, there are now ruts in the road. His car follows the ruts in the road to the donut shop.

I fail to see the problem.

It’s not the car – it’s your lack of willpower.

Being the color it is, I’m surprised it doesn’t try to pull you into a gay bar.

Our car is set for garage sales and thrift shops.

My old pickup always automatically turned into the Oasis (saloon).

I didn’t know it was a smart car.

My Mustang has the same problem.

That your DPS, Donut Positioning System.

Excuses, Excuses! Always Excuses.

Isn’t a pink Cadillac and oozes down the street?

Give in to the round side Comos.

Oh wait, I see you already did.