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The Walking Dumpster Fire, after being forced to finally agree to wearing a protective face mask said “So long as I look like the Lone Ranger in it!”
Shouldn’t someone give the man instructions on the proper placement of a surgical mask?
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
Metaphors be with you!
Differentname over 4 years ago
If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of Nagasaki = Harry S. Truman by way of Uncle Duke
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
not the brightest knife on the shelf, either…
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not the sharpest fork in the chandelier.
Kalkkuna over 4 years ago
Metaphors – that’s sticking your neck out on a limb. Walking on thin eggs.
b.john71 over 4 years ago
…but you are the brightest knife in the room
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Don’t run with scissors unless you’re running with the bulls.
Linguist over 4 years ago
The Walking Dumpster Fire, after being forced to finally agree to wearing a protective face mask said “So long as I look like the Lone Ranger in it!”
Shouldn’t someone give the man instructions on the proper placement of a surgical mask?
stamps over 4 years ago
My metaphors have the best mix – DJT.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
Don’t judge a book by its cover until you’ve walked a mile in its moccasins…
l3i7l over 4 years ago
Come on people, metaphors are easy! It’s not rocket surgery.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
And we can’t have truth in the press.