Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 24, 2022

…..A little?

to the lady: Cosmo is 40 lbs. overweight, or 18’’ undertall. your fortune is: You Will Be Bored To Death.

Mr. ten ton tub

stop bullying fat people, you’ll need them when heating rates strike up

I think Cosmo represents a gravity well

That depends what you’re weighting for.

Let Cosmo go to the Moon. He would not be gravity-enhanced there, and his relationship chances probably wouldn’t be any worse.

There is more to cuddle with those types of guy’s. I should know, I’m one of those types who like to be hugged by pretty ladies. Even if I am over 6’3" and seventeen stone in weight, (stone sounds better than pounds).

So, I’m not overweight, but gravity enhanced. Yeah, I can live with that.

A poster child for Roz’ cafe.

Volumetrically gifted.

When I was in my early 20s I taught a test course prep course for college students taking standardized tests for grad school (so I was basically teaching people my age), and one of the female students always sat in the front, which prompted some of the other students to suggest she was attracted to me. I replied, “Well, I do have a magnetic personality,” then paused, looked down at my body, and added, “or more likely gravitational.” It took a few minutes for them to settle down after I said that.

Hey, he’s a bird, (like everyone else in Shoe) and he can fly, so he is not too overweight.

How could he be overweight, he eats like a bird.

Check out the moons orbiting him.

I think Roz is being very generous regarding Cosmo, but I am sure she has nothing good to say about Shoe.

That’s it! I’m gravity enhanced…and I’m short for my weight.

Okay, I don’t want to, but, I have to… what would have happened, had Cosmo asked that about her?

I’d say he’s hitting the KFC a little hard, but that might be too close to cannibalism.

You could say that Cosmo is a heavyweight in different capacities!