Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 31, 2023

Now you can add the tax to the jar…..

Put the jar down slowly and no one gets hurt

Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.

It’s half empty.

What do you call a jar of Miracle Whip that’s falling to the bottom of the ocean in early May?

Sinko de Mayo

If the restaurant has a swear jar instead of a tip jar, it’s probably a bad sign.

Sounds like she may be the main or only contributor to the jar.

Or maybe it’s just that kind of #($# place.

remember it’s @ before # except after $