Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 29, 2023

There are a few of these biopics, and I agree with the reviewer…..

It was a detailed portrait.

…drawn out of all recognition.

But I bet it was sketchy on the facts though.

4 hours- was it drawn out and quartered

That 4-hour movie was the longest day of his life.

But it was colorful.

Was enough artistic license taken that the film colored outside the lines?

Hit the highlights of the artist’s life with broad strokes.

They did spell the artist’s name right.

how much higher can the paper pile on Cosmo’s desk get??

I guess Shoe hired Cosmo because he likes his puns, it certainly wasn’t for his journalistic talents.

Uwe Bolls biography.

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