A shear tragedy…..
farmer jones was feeling sheepish
Mutton to see here.
They were in a state of Ewe-phoria…
Call the lambulance!
It was a wooly bad lambslide at that!
“Screw ewe!”
There’s a wolf out there somewhere.
Far reach for a pun today.
The silence of the lambs. 2.0
Baaaaad pun.
Mutton to see here!
And Shoe complains about Cosmo! That headline alone should sell hundreds of newspapers.
It must have been a sheep slope.
I am sure there was quite the lambiance when they all piled up at the bottom..
There’s a pool at the bottom, they’re going to have a sheep dip.
Time for some big time woolgathering.
Oh man! Actually had a bunch of sheep slide down the hill into the pen on ice one time. (big pileup at the bottom). Sure wish I’d thought of this pun then. :)
“How many sheep were involved?”
“No one knows. Everyone who tries to count them falls asleep.”
The things some people will do for some sheep thrills…
Did they ram into anything?
I believe Fleetwood Mac did a song about this incident!
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 5 days ago
A shear tragedy…..
rcham2k 5 days ago
farmer jones was feeling sheepish
Jayalexander 5 days ago
Mutton to see here.
Imagine 5 days ago
They were in a state of Ewe-phoria…
Superfrog 5 days ago
Call the lambulance!
VictoryRider 4 days ago
It was a wooly bad lambslide at that!
OldsVistaCruiser 4 days ago
“Screw ewe!”
Funniguy 4 days ago
There’s a wolf out there somewhere.
potfarmer 4 days ago
Far reach for a pun today.
elvira.alejandro 4 days ago
The silence of the lambs. 2.0
Kalkkuna 4 days ago
Baaaaad pun.
Jeffin Premium Member 4 days ago
Mutton to see here!
rshive 4 days ago
And Shoe complains about Cosmo! That headline alone should sell hundreds of newspapers.
TLBDuck 4 days ago
It must have been a sheep slope.
pheets 4 days ago
I am sure there was quite the lambiance when they all piled up at the bottom..
wirepunchr 4 days ago
There’s a pool at the bottom, they’re going to have a sheep dip.
prrdh 4 days ago
Time for some big time woolgathering.
gooddavid 4 days ago
Oh man! Actually had a bunch of sheep slide down the hill into the pen on ice one time. (big pileup at the bottom). Sure wish I’d thought of this pun then. :)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 days ago
“How many sheep were involved?”
“No one knows. Everyone who tries to count them falls asleep.”
JP Steve Premium Member 4 days ago
The things some people will do for some sheep thrills…
eddi-TBH 4 days ago
Did they ram into anything?
wlbr549 3 days ago
I believe Fleetwood Mac did a song about this incident!