You need her to give you a lager look…..
But then she stopped smoking.
Must have a lazy eye, that drifted by accident.
You mean smoldering ?
“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”
Maryon Elspeth Pearson
Happiness is a smoking laser….
This paraphrases a T-shirt I have: “I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately”.
If looks could kill . . .
Everything looks smoky through that cigar, Shoe.
More like a steamed look, is my guess.
A lazy eye is the scariest thing—couldn’t tell if my wife was threatening to kill me or my girlfriend.
She’s beginning to see the light.
How can you see the laser? Your atmosphere seems too thick to penetrate.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 2 days ago
You need her to give you a lager look…..
Ubintold 2 days ago
But then she stopped smoking.
Jayalexander 2 days ago
Must have a lazy eye, that drifted by accident.
alikgator 2 days ago
You mean smoldering ?
Kornfield Kounty 2 days ago
“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”
Maryon Elspeth Pearson
GentlemanBill 2 days ago
Happiness is a smoking laser….
MacGuyver 2 days ago
This paraphrases a T-shirt I have: “I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately”.
monya_43 2 days ago
If looks could kill . . .
rshive 2 days ago
Everything looks smoky through that cigar, Shoe.
prrdh 2 days ago
More like a steamed look, is my guess.
ira.crank 2 days ago
A lazy eye is the scariest thing—couldn’t tell if my wife was threatening to kill me or my girlfriend.
ArcticFox Premium Member 2 days ago
She’s beginning to see the light.
heathcliff2 2 days ago
How can you see the laser? Your atmosphere seems too thick to penetrate.