Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for October 26, 2017

Now, the clothes come off. And then, the sex.

Wonder when we get told what side he is actually on. Or he is just a pathological liar.

…what? Where are we again?

Oh, thats right. We are chilling in a sentient warplane with a stolen rocket car.

I’d love to learn why he’d stolen Mr. Green’s car. Wouldn’t that make his quarry suspicious?

…velcro?

Sounds like it.

It would save on buttons and seamstresses.