Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 29, 2012

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    Just cart that thing outside and tip it over – problem solved.Of course, you might want to make sure you’re standing downwind.

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    rangerboymark  about 12 years ago

    A six foot grave just wouldn’t work. Maybe a really, really long six foot deep hole would work now though.

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    ReaderLady  about 12 years ago

    Where is he going to scatter the ashes? The bean field?

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    Jack y-urned to get that thing out of the house.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago

    It is a bit imposing and probably blocks the flatscreen. Jack should consider having a garage sale.

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    jtviper7  about 12 years ago

    If that’s gold, Jack’s a rich kid…

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    iced tea  about 12 years ago

    Did the goose’s golden eggs go into making that urn?

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    FrostbiteFalls  about 2 years ago

    Does he need to keep the urn in his home? Of course, for the sake of the joke.

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