God's Autocorrect: "Thou", not "you"! "Shalt," not "Shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth!" Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody!
Please, Lord, feel free.
“You shallow sawtooth?”
Gotta wonder what would be on the two tablets these days.Could scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and ….
There is a way of shutting off that auto correct feature on those phones.
I thought God spoke Aramaic?
I know spell check is great.
He’s going to “Smith” somebody??
hopefully he’ll smite those paying attention to their phone when they should pay attention to their driving.
God spake Hebrew when He was Yahweh and Aramaic when he was Jeshua. What did He spake when He was the Holy Ghost? “Thus”?
God sends Moses the 10 text-mandments.
July 17, 2015
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Please, Lord, feel free.
Nachikethass over 10 years ago
“You shallow sawtooth?”
pathfinder over 10 years ago
Gotta wonder what would be on the two tablets these days.Could scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and ….
Sangelia over 10 years ago
There is a way of shutting off that auto correct feature on those phones.
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
I thought God spoke Aramaic?
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I know spell check is great.
GojusJoe over 10 years ago
He’s going to “Smith” somebody??
echoraven over 10 years ago
hopefully he’ll smite those paying attention to their phone when they should pay attention to their driving.
larryrhoades over 10 years ago
God spake Hebrew when He was Yahweh and Aramaic when he was Jeshua. What did He spake when He was the Holy Ghost? “Thus”?
Daeder over 10 years ago
God sends Moses the 10 text-mandments.