Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 21, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Tyvek!

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    Those pull-a-number dispensers can fool anyone that they were strong.

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    Is this like the candle you can’t blow out?

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    whiteheron  almost 10 years ago

    Is that how Harry got his black eye?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    This is derived from “tearable puns.”

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    jtviper7  almost 10 years ago

    Pull my finger.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    THAT is what I call a motivated buyer.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    In real life: arthritis medication that can only be opened with a jackhammer and a couple of pounds of C4 explosives.

    Or was that the last shrink-wrapped whatever I bought.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 10 years ago

    Stronger than dirt. Old Ajax Laundry Detergent commercial. Or as my late mother would say, “He’s got Mussels to kill Chaim Yussel”. There’s no such person.

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