Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 28, 2018

“And if the doorway’s too narrow, I can’t even carry the big stick.”

As for coming up with a good slogan, it takes a rough writer.

…because you’re a dog and not a bear.

But you can probably snarl with a stick on your mouth.

Wait a sec. If you had the big stick in your mouth and spoke, the sound would be softer.

Wow with no bow.

Nice homage to Teddy Roosevelt.

I can ride a bicycle and I can chew gum but not at the same time!;o}

Speak in a husky growl and you won’t need any stick.

Nobody says you have to do both at once.

I guess that you are no bull moose!