Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 18, 2018

Adam is just ribbing you, Eve.

Yeah, I’m afraid we guys were stupid or jerks from the get-go.

Lilith?

And thus Adam was really the first snake in the garden.

I thought there were no other people at that time.

Adam’s erotic Day Dreams!

If it was Donald instead of Adam.

Start over, yes, or scrap the whole idea entirely.

He’s ready for Fruit of the Loom.

And they haven’t been able to take a joke since.

Hey! That almost hit me!

“Lilith? Is that you?”

He apparently did start over with a flood eons ago; didn’t work.

Yeah, let’s start with apes this time.

Please?

Only two people in the world, they’re both naked, and he’s still not going to be getting any.

Where are Crowley and Aziraphale