Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 08, 2019

It didn’t go any better over at Applebee’s.

They’re just glad that they didn’t wear poison ivy.

Condemned to the Sizzler.

The Garden of Olive seems to contain no olives. And the all-you-can-eat bread was totally worth it.

They must be headed for Mount Eden.

I don’t give a fig.

I take it dressing is not included.

I didn’t know The Garden of Olive allowed take outs w/their all-you-can-eat menu items… :)

Are those Olive leaves they’re wearing?

“By the sweat of thy brow shalt thou eat unlimited breadsticks.”

Olive Garden has decent enough food, but it’s not a place I go to for a leisurely dinner. They tend to rush you – good news if you are on a schedule. Their idea is how much profit can I make per table? This means turning over the crowd as quickly as possible.

Husband and wife seeing fertility doctor. Desperately want a baby. Doctor tells them to relax. Don’t stress about. Go about you normal business and what the urge strikes you both try to concieve right then.Two months later the couple sees the doctor. Both are beaming. The wife is pregnant. We followed your advise doctor and it worked wonderfully. But we’ve been banned from Howard Johnsons for life.

Never could figure out how to get the stem of the leaf to stick in my navel.

Pasta la vista, baby!

They should have known the place has a dress code.

From their outfits, I guess they’ve already had the bottomless pasta.

Dine and dash?

“When we say ‘One trip through the salad bar,’ we mean it!”

They were caught noodling around?

Define “unlimited”…

Olive Garden…No thank you.

Otherwise known as the banishment to Hell by the Italians and Greeks.

Wish O.G.’s bread looked like that!

So they were kicked out of Popeye’s girlfriend’s family’s garden. With all the breadsticks and salad they could eat. I guess they ate too much.

This puts them in direct competition with Hooters.

That’s about the actual size of the salads, too.