Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 28, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “And quit playing with your penne – it’ll fall off.”

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    paul  about 5 years ago

    This cartoon will be the sauce of many puns. In fact, I will elbow my way in with a few of my own. You will all be alfredo my sense of humour.

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    But o ly if you pasta all your tests.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    In the end they all end up hot,, smashed and sauced!

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    the kid just needs to use his noodle…

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    joefearsnothing  about 5 years ago

    I was told by an Italian immigrant that mostaccioli was an American term and it is really ziti!

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    kartis  about 5 years ago

    This goes right pasta me…

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    Herb Thiel Premium Member about 5 years ago

    My dad used to say stuff like this before he pasta way

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, if you cook him as long as a relative of mine did, he’ll soak up enough water and bloat to about that size!

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    Some day you will find a nice cannoli and fall in love.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  about 5 years ago
    Now, get back to your exercise routine. Work on your glutens today.”
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    stamps  about 5 years ago

    Just be glad he didn’t marry a rotini.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    He’s already pasta his prime.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Are paperclips a larval from of coat hangers?

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 5 years ago

    At first glance I thought there’d be something about “I’m just a bill…”

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    AtariDragon  about 5 years ago

    Yankee Doodle stayed at home // Cooking for his pony // Put fat spaghetti in a pot // And called it macaroni.

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