Your call is important to us which is why we’ve had you on hold for the past 45 minutes. Meanwhile please listen to our commercials about how great our products are and why you should buy them.
“Did you know that you could solve your internet connectivity problems on line?”
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Your innocence, your gullibility, your credit card number.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
" The way you wear your hat,The way you sip your tea… "
josballard almost 5 years ago
But absolutely NONE of that is enough to cause us to hire enough customer service representatives.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Your call is important to us which is why we’ve had you on hold for the past 45 minutes. Meanwhile please listen to our commercials about how great our products are and why you should buy them.
“Did you know that you could solve your internet connectivity problems on line?”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
One ringy dingy, two ring dingy……..
mapguy almost 5 years ago
Your time… not important.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Self Esteem? And yet they put you on hold? Right….
JAY REIDER Premium Member almost 5 years ago
and just try and talk to a real person, it takes several of the computer saying “i do not understand”
Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Incontinence Hotline-Please Hold.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Get some of your life back with the speakerphone while on hold.
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
That service might actually be helpful to a lot of insecure folks.
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Yes indeed, I’m impotent! snicker snicker
Ukko wilko almost 5 years ago
Be careful where you step….
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
You call is important to our self-esteem, they also provide comic relief.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I’m always amused that people who feel bad try to get someone else to help with their “self” esteem.