Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 15, 2020

Happened to me today. Fortunately, it REALLY doesn’t matter.

You didn’t want to talk to him, anyways – he’s nothing but a bag of wind.

I walked past one last week. The blower was set on Low (I guess!!), and the figure bent at the waist and wrinkled. I felt sorry for it!!

Been on both sides of that one a few times! Awkward is a great word for it.

How about thinking someone is talking to you, and you answer; only to find out they are talking into a bluetooth.

Can you believe it??? a Democrat and a Republican waving at each other amiably!!

Duh!

Yep, I missed out on the July 4th mattress sale.

What a waste of energy.

Never did like the wave.

Those guys are dancing fools!

I hate when that happens. Sometimes I think when I’m pressing the garage door opener people think I’m waving to them.

no biggie! he doesn’t knnow that.

(Or as Family Guy would call him … )

It’s the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man!