Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 13, 2022

They have rooms which are good, rooms which are bad, and rooms which are…

“Checkout tomorrow is half pasta nine.”

Uh, what name is the reservation under…

OH! That’s a foul. Calling the pun police again. I don’t know why I bother. Nothing changes.

The hotel no longer accepts American Express. However, they do take Visa, Mastercard or a Fistful of Dollars.

checkout is high noon

Or … if we take a real cheap room we can save A Fistful of Dollars.

Oh, the good, the bad, and the ugly of not being home on the range.

They could have stayed at the Jewish hotel, Temple Beth Western.

Better go with it; the only other vacancy is the Roach Motel down the road.

We have “The Bad , The Ugly” Where’s the”Good”?

A few moments later, they had to leave, after realizing men with no names couldn’t check in.

“Does the room include a chair that I can talk to?”

We’re rough and tough cowboys; we don’t use the word sweet!

Room service: “No, I ordered a bag of Doritos, not banditos.”

I’d love to see a restaurant called The Spaghetti Western! Have a Pasta Bar, with different noodles, different sauces, different kinds of breads, and salads…you could walk up to the bar, tell the server what you’d like, they’d ladle it all into a big bowl or plate…have a western theme to the place, with spaghetti westerns playing on the tvs…

Westin az investing? I haven’t found any reference to this word that gives a meaning to this word in this context, so I’m guessing.