Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 05, 2022

Just do a big shake. It will all fluff back out.

But don’t be smug about it, small fry. How do you think you’re going to look when they take that rig off you?

I’m surprised dogs don’t bite humans more often.

My wife and I have had various kinds of dogs over the years. Each breed has both endearing and annoying qualities.

Our current dog is a golden retriever. The endearing quality of this breed is their friendliness. The annoying trend is shedding. The dog sheds its weight in fur about once a week.

We go from having hardwood floors to orange shag carpet in a matter of hours. If we don’t vacuum twice a day, we have tumbleweeds of the stuff rolling down the hallways.

I’m considering getting an all-orange wardrobe so it won’t be as noticeable.

We like our dog nonetheless.

But it’s very slimming on you.

Funny, Dave! Thanks!

Dogs don’t have hair. Dogs have fur.

Awww it’s ok! Just like I get hat hair wearing a hat.

We have just started fostering a lovely mountain cur. Horrific breed name, but a terrific dog.

I had two golden’s and the boss said not inside, so they shed in the garage. Had to clean out the garage once a month. But they were precious to me!