Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 06, 2023

My cholesterol just sits around looking ugly.

In the 70’s I only had polyesterol.

Rodney King Cholesterol?

Sounds sort of like something Alan Alda would say on M.A.S.H.

It sucks being Goldilocks.

I have meh cholesterol

Socially aware cholesterol.

OMIGOD, I’ve seen more stable chemical reactions going on in a meth lab.

LOL like mine. Made me ;)-

My cholesterol is indifferent.

Too bad it doesn’t shrink like Lycra and cotton!

Eggs aren’t as bad as once thought. I asked my doctor if I could eat three eggs a day and he said no problem!

Woke cholesterol.

Living off the fat of the land.

I saw this on Arcamax days ago because they show them on mobile five days in advance.

I know that they’re called “good cholesterol“ and “bad cholesterol“ to mollycoddle those who can’t understand words like “beneficial“ and “harmful,“ but I like this joke.