Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2024

always wrap your weiner

On display and for sale at a Humans ‘N’ Hounds store near you.

… Low and Slow … wait, what?

Small and long-that’s my pooch.

What do you do if you’re human and you’re not big and tall?

That is slyly funny! (but I’ll forget the sexual inuenndos)

It’s the middle of September, weiner is coming.

They should really get all their dachshund a row.

The old joke is that a dachshund is half a dog high and two dogs long.

Looks like they’re standing in puddles. :)

Ah thanks guys, best animal humor on the internet ! Happy Weekend !

Unfortunately, most are not long enough, My dachshunds poor butt is exposed with his puffer jacket for the winter. I’m going to have to do some searching for longer ones for this winter.

I always look for a “Short and Fat” department.