Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 01, 2025

Rest in piece of sod.

And in case he loved just to “hang around” there’s a tree over there…

Surf and turf.

Ain’t gonna be pretty in a few weeks.

Well, at least he’s still on the green side of the grass.

I went back to today’s Rubes comic and copied my comment to paste here. Life’s a beach, so is death.

…. “Som b*tch” … Some Beach Somewhere

Lyrics: Some Beach (2004) Blake Shelton

he’s taking a dirt nap

He loved being buried in the sand.

She doesn’t come every day to visit his grave. She comes to apply more suntan lotion.

That is gross.

“He loved feeding the birds… look Henry, here come the buzzards.”

Well, that’s one way to do it!

ɴᴇᴡ sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀʟʟ:

SIX CENTIMETERS UNDER

And the raccoons, coyotes, and…oh lord…and the cats will love him back.