Lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates to see everyone turned out to welcome him, with a choir and trumpets, and everything. Surprised, he asked St. Peter if he was the first lawyer to make it to heaven? St. Peter said, “No, we have a few others here, but you’re the first person since Old Testament times to live past the age of 500”. The lawyer looks puzzled and replies “But I died at 67”. St. Peter looks in his books again, smacks his forehead and says “Looks like we added up your billing hours”
Lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates to see everyone turned out to welcome him, with a choir and trumpets, and everything. Surprised, he asked St. Peter if he was the first lawyer to make it to heaven? St. Peter said, “No, we have a few others here, but you’re the first person since Old Testament times to live past the age of 500”. The lawyer looks puzzled and replies “But I died at 67”. St. Peter looks in his books again, smacks his forehead and says “Looks like we added up your billing hours”