Strange Brew by John Deering for September 26, 2016

Don’t buy it, it’s full of crap.

Sales have stalled.

I’d take it out more often, but it costs too much to move it off of this mountain. 50 cubits wide requires a “wide load” permit with accompanying warning vehicles front and back. Not only that, 30 cubits high means I have to pay to have all kinds of power lines and street lights moved temporarily. I’d keep it down at the marina, but do you know how much 300 cubits of dock space costs nowadays?

“Yes, it is waterproof … And thereby hangs an interesting tale …”

Yep, I noah a guy who’d be interested.

“Hey God, what’s a cubit.”

Better hang on to it…..you may be needing it soon.

use of a double negative in a sentence would get me a correction from my Mom ;)

But not a sail boat.

Don’t sell it now Noah, you’re gonna need soon enough.

Strictly speaking, Noah’s ark was a box (that’s what the word actually means). But some creative license is appropriate here because otherwise it wouldn’t be funny!