Strange Brew by John Deering for November 27, 2018

Walking roadkill.

I had always suspected this…

So much for contented cows.

The milk comes out curdled.

You herd it here first.

Cows who did not use sunscreen.

In Queensland you can find beef jerky sun drying at the side of the road in 1800 lb batches.

What about Slim Jims?

It’s been done. Better, imo, by Gary Larson.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/419679259016204899/

So, how do they make spicy or teriyaki?

They look like the cows in Florida.

Gary Larson – the Farside – already explained this years (decades) ago.

Hmm. I thought they’d be dumb and rude. Never know…