This reminds me of something they told me in Jungle Survival School in the Philippines. “There are 174 species of snake in the Philippines. 173 are poisonous. The other, swallows you whole.”
Boa Constrictor by Shel SilversteinOh, I’m being eatenBy a boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,And I don’t like it—one bit.Well, what do you know?It’s nibblin’ my toe.Oh, gee,It’s up to my knee.Oh my,It’s up to my thigh.Oh, fiddle,It’s up to my middle.Oh, heck,It’s up to my neck.Oh, dread,It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
allen@home about 5 years ago
Burp.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Well, that’s good news, he won’t be discounted the day.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Just have Keith set his phone to “vibrate” and call him back. That oughta give the snake a reason to eject the problem.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Be sure to get a few selfies while in there and post them. You will go viral.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Office politics….
DanFlak about 5 years ago
This reminds me of something they told me in Jungle Survival School in the Philippines. “There are 174 species of snake in the Philippines. 173 are poisonous. The other, swallows you whole.”
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
Keith hoping for a crappy day.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
If he’s a veterinarian, he can charge them for a full-scale internal exam.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
He sure gets wrapped up in his work.
SHIVA about 5 years ago
It’ll take Mr. Anaconda a couple of months to fully digest Keith.
Nuclear Nemesis about 5 years ago
He’s got the same lawyer as the convict recently who tried claiming he had completed a life sentence because he had died, then been resuscitated.
theincrediblebulk about 5 years ago
Boa Constrictor by Shel SilversteinOh, I’m being eatenBy a boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,And I don’t like it—one bit.Well, what do you know?It’s nibblin’ my toe.Oh, gee,It’s up to my knee.Oh my,It’s up to my thigh.Oh, fiddle,It’s up to my middle.Oh, heck,It’s up to my neck.Oh, dread,It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .