Strange Brew by John Deering for June 28, 2021

Okay Frankie, let’s cut to the chase!!!

Follow your heart, Frankie!

and the clerk is thinking “and what does the a..hole want?”

His favorite color? Plaid.

How’s about a creamy iced vanilla caramel frappuccino?

…but my foot is lactose intolerant.

I see what they did there…

The new barista misunderstood and gave ole Frankie a Crappacino, instead! Oh well…next time…

Pull yourself together and decide.

Get em both and keep everyone happy

Maybe they could do a half & half.

And the cup will read “Fran Carston Masters.”

Go with what your tongue wants, Frank.

Ice Cream good!! Yum.

Go with your heart, Frank. Igor brought the wrong brain for you.

But my pancreas…

Cappuccino? Frappuccino? Schmappuccino? Y’got any coffee here?

Have both, people are waiting in line.

I just want a good cup of coffee which is why I grind and brew my own. Starbucks sucks unless you buy it at the grocery store as beans or grounds. The name is licensed and used by a different company that supplies the stores.