Strange Brew by John Deering for December 16, 2021

But it’s pronounced “Jifft”

Well, they can take a bow.

Is it ticking?

And TSA would call it an “unattended parcel.”

Must be a box filled with BS.

Present & correct.

The museum of contemporary art here once had two polished metal cubes about 18 inches on a side sitting on the floor. They had shipping labels pasted on their sides. I don’t recall what they were called, but this cartoon pretty much caught the essence of that particular exhibit.

Well, if they approved it, I do NOT want it.

Is it a ‘Times’ bomb?

Useful gift boxes are a hot item this Christmas, since items to put in them are in short supply. Save it for next year.

No sh*t?