Strange Brew by John Deering for December 09, 2024

“Chemical imbalances.”

What a “cheesy” thing to say!!

o-O

Sour cheese.

Oh snap.

The Early Bird may get the worm, but the SECOND Mouse gets the cheese.

If the label says processed, then it really ain’t cheese.

Yeah. Leave it there for a squirrel or dog.

Forget the cheese, peanut butter is the answer. It stays fresh for a long time, stays on the trap, and is the flavor-favorite of mice.

Definitely not worth it.

It’s not worth dyeing over.

Hey John, it seems I’m the only commenter here that has noticed a critical flaw in your drawing for today. You have drawn the spring loaded ‘kill’ bar of the trap in front of the cheese. This indicates that the trap has been tripped and the mice (or rats) are in no danger if they go after the cheese. Apparently they are also clueless that they are in no danger. Unless, of course, they do opt to eat the cheese.

Better than shredded cheese…they add sawdust to it! They’re all trying to kill us slowly!

Where’s the FDA?

So many things banned in foreign countries and here we are, ingesting cancer causing agents ….it’s all about money!! Greedy companies and people!

And after being warned, the kid was eager to go for it…

Even the best cheddar is dyed these days. Cows don’t get enough grass in their diet anymore.

He “single”d it out