I actually read the Left Behind series it was okay till the end. People treat Jesus like Crack! The miracle that I was amazed at was that everyone’s cell phones worked no matter what was happening!
Growing up in the deep south, and indoctrinated by the Southern Baptists, we never heard of “The Rapture” by name. Damned odd name, that one. I wonder who decided on that name. My idea of rapture is very different. Didn’t read the books, but sounds as if the takeaway is to keep your cell phone charged, ’cause you never know when some mythological creature will swoop down and carry you away… or not.
JudasPeckerwood about 7 years ago
Damn, even the bartender got raptured? You’re clearly hanging out in some lame nightspots, Rabbi.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
I actually read the Left Behind series it was okay till the end. People treat Jesus like Crack! The miracle that I was amazed at was that everyone’s cell phones worked no matter what was happening!
Funny_Ha_Ha about 7 years ago
The Priest got transferred to a parish on an Native American Reservation.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
Growing up in the deep south, and indoctrinated by the Southern Baptists, we never heard of “The Rapture” by name. Damned odd name, that one. I wonder who decided on that name. My idea of rapture is very different. Didn’t read the books, but sounds as if the takeaway is to keep your cell phone charged, ’cause you never know when some mythological creature will swoop down and carry you away… or not.
Space_cat about 7 years ago
Finally! i got the whole mehgilla to myself!
dougsathome about 7 years ago
There was a misprint in the Bible – it actually says “raptored” (as in the raptor dinosaurs who violently attacked their prey).
jpozenel about 7 years ago
Time to convert…
tim.lowell about 7 years ago
Debbie Harry is the one true God. There shall be no other Gods before her.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 7 years ago
Invasion by the New Flesh?