Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 07, 2019

Dagnabit, if it was good enough for Grandpa, it’s good enough for me! Who needs all this fancy, new-fangled stuff like electricity, anyway??? And you kids get off my lawn!!!

Would that be an electrical ammonite? Ah right, that’s for using to view other entertainments!

I never got one of those new-fangled Victrolas. Tinfoil cylinders were good enough for me!

doing it while sipping a Sasparilla

And bring me one of those new sodas, the one with the cocaine.

I’m obsolete myself, so what else would I be doing?

An acetylene gas lamp provides stable illumination until all of the calcium carbide in the gas generator has been hydrated.

I don’t hold with Modern Languages. They aren’t here to stay.

My ammonite and I love listening to Buddy Bolden recordings on Edison wax cylinders. Sometimes we drink Diet Rite cola with cyclamate.

“Waxy discs” you say? Nope, none of that newfangled stuff. Wax cylinders or shellac discs only bub. And steam the only god-given technology. Use a Rudolf Diesel’s Universal Engine designed to combust and operate off of any fuel with minimum modifications. The I.CE. of the future made in the glorious 19th century!

I will put Steam Smyth & Baron von Steamer to shame.

Well I’ll be! A comic after my own heart.