Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 25, 2021

  1. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I’d caption this but first I’d like to know whether that bear is a polar bear gone south on vacation or it’s a grizzly, brown, or black bear. As the comic is uncoloured, I can bearly say what bear it is.

    It’s not likely that the penguin has gone north for a vacation, because it’s the bear who looks like a tourist here. So the question is what bear is that. Or is it a bear at all? Looking at his ear and his relative size tobthe penguin, I wonder if it’s just a fat dog.

    Or am I assuming too much? Are those icebergs and ice capped mountains not supposed to all white and the location is some moutain side beach somewhere in the tropics? After all, the bear is drinking a cool drink. Maybe if this was coloured, the mountains would be green and that’s not a block of ice where the bear is sitting and it’s actually a green or muddy cliffside? How do I know for sure? How do I make the right caption if I don’t knows? I couldn’t possibly win the contest if I made a wrong caption.

    I’d make a great caption and win the caption e-contest too, but alas. If I don’t knows what exactly that is, how am I going to make a correct caption and win the first prize for the best caption of the caption e-contest, which is a bowl of freshly prepared delicious relishing gazpacho. Woe is me!

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  2. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Oh waitsaminute. That was last week’s contest. This week’s is the bottom picture. Okayyyy. Silly ol’ me. He don’t look like a Nigerian but I suppose that’s the gag. Okay, here goes the caption for the above e-caption contest :

    “Hello, good sir. I is from the Nigerian Resources Allocation. We allocate resources such as food and drinks, for example, and I is looking for a responsible individual who can supply good gazpacho to us so that we can allocate the same for us poor hungry Nigerian princes. We is going to pays you well for your service in US dollars, and all you needs to do to recieve this payment is to tell us the secret one time code that you just recieved in your inbox.”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “How do you know I’m not?”

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “My wife is a slut.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. I’m looking for a six-fingered man who killed my father. If you know of one, please respond to Inigo@MontoyaSwordSmiths.com.”

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