You should try not to take your work home with you.
At least I hope it’s made of sapient pearwood. (Deep Colour of Magic reference.)
Advice to furniture: never sleep with anyone who doesn’t use a coaster.
Just wait till she finds out his secretary is hiding behind that desk.
There is a type of small writing desk called a “secretary”, so maybe there’s a way for him to play it off as “just a desk”…
He sleeps in his drawers.
He can’t help it, he’s chained to it!
August 09, 2014
JudasPeckerwood about 2 years ago
You should try not to take your work home with you.
Dr. Quatermass about 2 years ago
At least I hope it’s made of sapient pearwood. (Deep Colour of Magic reference.)
LizardPriest about 2 years ago
Advice to furniture: never sleep with anyone who doesn’t use a coaster.
Gent about 2 years ago
Just wait till she finds out his secretary is hiding behind that desk.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
There is a type of small writing desk called a “secretary”, so maybe there’s a way for him to play it off as “just a desk”…
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
He sleeps in his drawers.
GreggW Premium Member about 2 years ago
He can’t help it, he’s chained to it!