“Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man, you’re our hero!” the children exclaimed.
Announcer: “That’s right kids! Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man crusades every day to bring seating to the unseated. Now you to can help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man with his fight, from the comfort of your own home. To help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man to protect from International Communism, just send two box tops from packages of Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes to:”
How about his mortal enemy? “Is This Seat Taken Man” in movie theaters and sporting events. He’s always got his hands full of snacks and he smells like a wet chicken.
Pharmakeus Ubik 1 day ago
“Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man, you’re our hero!” the children exclaimed.
Announcer: “That’s right kids! Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man crusades every day to bring seating to the unseated. Now you to can help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man with his fight, from the comfort of your own home. To help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man to protect from International Communism, just send two box tops from packages of Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes to:”
Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man
PO Box 1404
Chicago, IL 60609
Gent 1 day ago
There goes his trusty side kick’s chair. Now he gotta stands all the while he there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 1 day ago
How about his mortal enemy? “Is This Seat Taken Man” in movie theaters and sporting events. He’s always got his hands full of snacks and he smells like a wet chicken.
Packratjohn Premium Member 1 day ago
I recently encountered “243-Empty-Seats-In-This-Theater-But-I-Want-To-Sit-In-Front-Of-You-Man”
Grover Premium Member 1 day ago
A thousand points of light