Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 10, 2020

ding! water = 40 hit points!

Now the real safari hunt begins…..

Pommy boy, it’s time to say your prayers.

What about the bearers who wanted to help Tarzan? Why didn’t the hyenas eat them? Seems like everyone else remembered the bull which knocked out Tarzan, but the dead bearers were also an easy meal for the hyenas. Perhaps that is why they let Tarzan go!

Doesn’t mention anything about eating. I’m sure he killed a couple things while convalescing there.

Tarzan, getting his Mark Trail on.

Tarzan should ponder “if Pomeroy is so murderous then why am I still alive?”

Bring it on Tarzan and gut that fat piggy boy Pomeroy from stem to stern! Rat-toothed Pomeroy’s murderous safari days are numbered! Don’t forget to vote, Umgowa!!

The rest of us would have been in intensive care, but Tarzan’s a beast. Did the chimps at least bring him a burger or something?

The two chimps are patiently awaiting their turn at the water fountain. The girl chimp says, “crap, look at that, he put his dirty feet in the water.” The boy chimp said, “don’t say anything, Martha, he’ll knife your @$$.”

Nothing worse than a wounded, vengeful jungle lord with time to plan.

Vengeance, not justice. Figures.