Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 07, 2021

“Geek” of nature.

Now we have to send you back to where you came from.

Another question Mahar! How long should you be roasted and at what temperature?

’Cause we are going to kick you right back into prehistory, right after breakfast….

Tarzan isn’t holding the Mahar anymore. Time for it to slip away.

The after the show cast party.

The hippies are free to move back home and become good tax paying citizens.

The mahar said, anybody got any tips on getting rid of this computer neck?

Tarzan’s mom must’ve been an English teacher. Perfect comma placement, for example.

Secret origin story.

I was manufactured by Google Industries.

Because you can make an extra-large omelet with just one Mahar egg! Mahar – it’s what’s for breakfast! ;-)

“Me? I’m just a simple country Mahar. Your big city ways are foreign to me…”

I wonder who, or what does Tarzan’s hair…….

NOOO! Let it go, T’Zan, please, let it go!