Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 19, 2021

“Brutally” epic performances.

good thing Korak didn’t give mouth to mouth with a hot babe watching. " no. No let me!" “I was here first”

That was nice of Anne, to give Korak the full credit for saving the day.

Now he needs to drink some breakfast…..

He had a nightmare of being eaten by a succubus.

Yeah, but Korak ruined the shot. Now they have to do it over again. And by the way, Korak didn’t save you. The gasoline did. Three cheers for petroleum!!! The Green New Deal would have killed them all since there wouldn’t have been any gasoline to ignite.

“What a terrible nightmare. I dreamed I was being smothered by a beautiful young blonde woman. More, please.”

“He saved all of us. Now I can go back to ignoring him.”

Oh, GOODY! However Trout’s rancid 110 proof booze breathe is about to take a toll on the entire group of misfits, miscreants, and morons. Better than mustard gas, or cyanide!

“And thank you for the enthusiasm over the mouth-to-mouth. If you need more, let me know.”

Uh huh…the pretty girl is the only one who knows CPR? Sure….

Ah…Hey Anne. I’m having some trouble breathing too.