Ted Rall for April 06, 2000
April 03, 2000
April 08, 2000
Transcript:
Why everything sucks: a unified theory Man: Remember that guy who pitched that idea? We're going ahead with a product just different enough so we don't have to pay him. Woman: Intriguing- but won't it be too expensive to make? Man: Not at all! We'll just underpay desperately underemployed people. Man 2: How about sales? How do we convince consumers to buy our stuff? Man: Simple- We'll lie about how good it is. You have an ethical concern? Man 2: Pollution. These things are gonna create tons of non-biodegradable litter. Man: It's a go! Next up: I prople that we top executives hog all the profits.
