Ted Rall for April 10, 2000
April 08, 2000
April 13, 2000
Transcript:
Who wants to be a 30thousandaire? Where will you spend 8 hours a day? A. cubicle B. cubicle C. cubicle D. cubicle Man 1: Um... Man 2: That's right! You'll be challenged: A. Not at all B. Nada C. Zip D. Jack Man 1: Hmmm... Man 2: Correctumundo! Your wages go up ___% per year. A. 3 B. 3 C. 3 D. 3 Man 1: 3? Man 2: Congratulations!! You've just won a generic $30,000 job at a generic corporation! Man 1: This rules! Got any drudgery for me to do, sir? Man 2: Not so fast- you're downsized. $ 30,000 before taxes: ...but you can play again after the next recession!
