Ted Rall for April 20, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: We'll give you anything you want except money and time off. You can bring your pets to work, even if they're vicious or poisonous. You can play games, make personal phone calls, tan, smoke, have a massage or copulate with a co-worker... all on company time! Bring your kids! Han out in the nude! Keep your frequent-flier miles! It's a labor-driven market, so we'll do whatever it takes to make you happy! Man: How about more money and more time off? Woman: Can't! But you can insult me anytime you want! Does that help?