Ted Rall for October 03, 2005

Transcript:

Satan appeared to Cheney, then an idealistic teacher, in the political wilderness* (Satan: All this will be yours if you bow to me.) (Cheney: Cool. Lawyer that sucka!) (*the '90s.) Cheney was a savvy businessman. (Satan: %$#! This dried-up soul is worthless! It hasn't been used since '49!) Control of the world and it's wealth was the highlight of Cheney's deal with the devil. (Cheney: My company fights the wars. My country pays my company. My company pays me!) (Bush: Kill! Kill! Kill!) An obscure clause of aeronautics was fun. (Bush: You can fly?) (Cheney: I am air force 2, Georgie boy!) But his incredible powers of recuperation gave him more pleasure than anything else. (Man: He's giving a press briefing 2 hours after his 40th octuple bypass!) (Woman: He's satan! Or at least a vampire.) Next: pushing the envelope! (Woman 2: George! Tell Dick to stop sawing his arm!) (Cheney: Look, Condi. It's growing back like a lizard's tail!)