Ted Rall for October 08, 2005
October 06, 2005
October 10, 2005
Transcript:
Mortality 101. A middle eastern man i killed when he is simultaneously struck by an Arab suicide bomber and a bomb dropped by an American plane. The plane was piloted by the victim's ex-wife, who joined the military after emigrating in order to murder him with legal cover. (Man: Murder lands you in jail.... unless you're in the military! Then you get a medal!) (Woman: Cool!) The suicide bomber was a CIA agent who converted to Jihadism after witnessing U.S. atrocities while undercover. (Man : They're bombing Fallujah? But only civilians live there! This isn't the America I grew up in!) Is the dead man a victim of A. Terrorism? B. Murder? C. Collateral Damage? D. Fate? Pithy answers only, please. (Man 3: E. Bush's lies, which caused the war.) (Woman 2: Lies aren't lies if they depose a tyrant! That dead guy died free!)
