Ted Rall for March 04, 2006
March 02, 2006
March 06, 2006
Transcript:
George W. Bush: No one could've predicted this disaster. Woman: But everyone knew about the mutant daddy long-leg breeding facility near Memphis. Reporter: This video proves the President was warned of a daddy longleg threat. Man: Those big spiders are hungry - and Memphis could be history. George W. Bush: Daddy longlegs are not spiders. We were prepared for the arachnid threat. But Memphis was attacked by Phalangid Arthropods instead! Woman: Memphis has been hit again. Why weren't you ready for another daddy longleg attack? George W. Bush: We were ready! But for a diurnal attack. No one warned us about one at night. The Sultan of Precision. But Then. However. Soon.
